How loved are you?
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You're this loved.	91%
This many people love you.	287
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Act your age:	Sometimes 8, sometimes 28.
Born on what day of the week:	I don't know, nor does my mom.
Chore you hate:	Everything. What freak loves chores?
Dad's name:	Which one? ..... My "real" dad's name is Nilo (by real, I mean biological... I have no "real" dad), my first step-dad's name is Charles, and my current step-dad's name is Alex
Essentail make-up item:	Black eye-liner. Duh.
Favorite actors/actresses:	I don't like to play favorites.
Gold or sliver:	Silver.
Hometown:	Manila, Philippines.
Instruments you play:	Piano, guitar
Job title:	Lazy bum.
Kids:	Suck.
Living arrangements:	Shitty and ghetto.
Mom's name:	Adelwisa
Number of socks you own:	wtf.... who would know that?
Overnight hospital stays:	Ugh, altogether, I'm guessing around.... 15 days?
Phobia:	Writing on crumpled paper, relationships
Quote you like:	"Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die tommorow." - James Dean (It's basically "Carpe Diem")
Religious affiliation:	Christianity
Siblings:	2
Time you woke up today:	12
Unusual habits:	I have a lot..
Vicious thing you've done:	GAH there's not enough room for me to answer this question. I probably used to be the bitchest person in school and I allowed EVERYONE to feel my wrath, those who are innocent
Worst habit:	Contradicting everything I do. Being a hypocrite. Loving and hating EVERYONE at the same time.
X-rays you've had:	Teeth, whole body?
Your favorite season:	Fall.
Zodiac sign:	Gemini.

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Random questions
What's your middle name?:	Mendador
Who was your first childhood friend?:	This little boy named Kitchi, who I used to think was a girl.... long story.
Are you still friends?:	No, he's back in the Philippines.
How many times have you moved in your life?:	1 major move (Philippines to California), and 4 in-Santa Cruz moves.
Have you ever been in love?:	Yeah, sure.
At what age would you say you stopped being a kid?:	I'm still a kid in many ways...
What's your favorite scent?:	Freshly showered people.
Enjoy gloomy/rainy days?:	Always.
Have any good-luck charms?:	My blue and clear Swarovski necklace that my godmother gave me.
Have any snow dances/superstitions for getting a day off of school?:	I just call in as my sister and excuse myself from school.
When you were five years old, what did you want to be when you grew up?:	I think I wanted to be a nun.... HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
And now?:	World-famous actress (like that would ever happen)
Can you read music?:	Yeah.
Speak another language?:	Yeahp.
What's your favorite cereal?:	Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
You opinion of the 80s?:	The sex rocked. The fashion sucked. But I like the leg warmers. The music was okay. The actors were hot.
Are traffic cones trying to take over the world? (yes, they are):	HAHAHA. I remember when I went around the Boardwalk, molesting people with a traffic cone. I even fucked my friend Aramis from the ass with it. Fucking hilarious.
Given the chance, would you become a hippie?:	No. They smell.
Believe in magic?:	I believe in the illusion of magic.
Think you've done any?:	If illusion and deception is magic, then I'm the best fucking magician in the whole world.
Let's hear a philosophical statement about the nature of reality::	Life and living is just a state of mind. You can twist and turn everything through your perspective and change the world as you see it as easily as you can destroy it.
And, you know I have to ask... is there a spoon?:	This survey is a spoon. Whoever is reading this is a spoon. I AM A SPOON. Except not, since I'm a spork.
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?:	In a different planet on a different galaxy where intelect is more a more important attribute than physical appearances.
Who would you want to be stranded on an island with?:	Jake Gyllenhal. We'd just have sex all day until some perverted pilot spots us and lands on the island to have a closer look.
But why's the rum gone?:	We (Mr. Gyllenhal and I) don't drink rum. We drink vodka. Dry.
Did you read a lot when you were a kid?:	I was an even bigger bookworm when I was a kid. Even back in the Philippines, I would spend hours reading the Bible just to impress my aunt... who, in actuality, never cared.
And now?:	Yeah, and I write a lot too.
Have you ever watched cheesy sci-fi shows like Farscape and Buffy?:	My family and I used to be fanatics of Xena the Warrior Princess, Hercules, and of course, the Buffy/Angel series. We're nerds... I know.
Does reality TV not suck and make you feel ashamed of humanity?:	No, it just makes me laugh about how idiotic people can be.
Is Spongebob Squarepants the root of all evil? (yes, it is):	Fuck whoever wrote this survey.. Spongebob is the shiznit. Just like Popeye's Chicken. It's the fucking shiznit.
Are you a sheep or a goat?:	Since I've molested so many goats in the past, I think I've earned the right to be called a goat. At least I gave birth to a half goatling. Which was not at all pleasant, fyi.
Do you like broadway musicals?:	I luuuuuurve musicals. (me = theatre nerd)
If so, name a favorite::	Lion King, Hairspray, Chicago, 42nd Street, Chorus Line, Damn Yankees, Grease, Into the Woods,The Wiz, West Side Story, Rent.... I love them all.
Like instrumental movie soundtracks?:	I love all music.. yes, even country. (hey... stop laughing at me, you insensitive bastard!)
Like indie movies?:	Of course.
Have a favorite composer?:	Mozart... mmm... I loved his un-controllable insanity.
Favorite director?:	Michel Gondry
Do you have a role model?:	Myself. <-- the root of all my problems and solutions.
Did you when you were younger?:	My aunt was both my role model and number 1 fear.
What superhero did you always pretend to be as a kid?:	Dracula. Does he count as a superhero?
Favorite Disney movie?:	Hmm.. Either Aladdin or Mulan (Yay, go minorities!)
Don't you miss the Angry Beavers and old All That? They were awesome.:	Fuck yes! All That was such a fucking awesome show. I also miss Rocko's Modern Life, Ren and Stimpy, and all those shows that teach kids ABSOUTELY NOTHING. Those were the best
Would you name a nickle Phillip?:	No, but I would possibly name it "Nickle My Bitchticle" or "Nick My Dick".
Don't you hate rebellious lockers?:	No.
Did you have any mortal enemies in elementary school?:	This little punk-ass skinny little white whore who was a foot shorter than me used to bully me in 2nd grade. That was before I broke out of my shell.
When, would you say, was the best time of your life?:	Oh man.. probably back when I was in the Philippines. Life was so simple--I would spend my days swimming in flood-water, chasing rats, and getting lost in malls. Good times.
What are you looking forward to most in life?:	The sweet release of death. Hah. Just kidding. I guess I look forward to being successful and ruling the world.
Do you find cheese amusing?:	I find it's name amusing, but it's purposes... not so amusing.
How do you express yourself?:	I write, draw, talk about myself... and stuff.
Are you a fan of the movie Office Space?:	Who isn't? "T-t-t-t-t-hat's m-m-m-my s-s-s-s-tap-p-pler y-y-y-y-ou a-a-ss h-h-h-h-ole"
Do you watch anime?:	Sometimes, I used to watch it all the time before I realised I needed a life.
If so, purist or dubbie?:	Purist. Dubbed anime sucks unless that's the only version you can get a hold of.
Rock on, purist people.:	Damn fucking right you fucking nerd face.
If you could have one superpower::	Telikinesis. I want to have the ability to move things so I can scare my friends into thinking ghosts are real.
If you could be any animal::	I'd be a house cat to a wealthy family so my only responsibilities would be to eat and sleep.
If you could change something in any book, movie or TV show::	Everyone who participates in reality shows must be naked AT ALL TIMES. I would make lame books have a discretion on the cover about its lameness.
What movie made you want your 7 bucks and 2 hours back?:	Freddy Vs. Jason, Rollerball, Wild Wild West, Planet of the Apes
What movie scared the crap out of you?:	The Grudge---I know, I'm such a lame cliche. Fuck you.
Made you cry (even if you won't admit it)?:	Lion King, and I can admit it to everyone I know. I fucking cried my eyes out the first 6 times I saw Mufasa die.
What movie do you love even though you know it's stupid?:	Jawbreaker
Favorite Monty Python skit::	"I've got a lovely bunch of cocoanuts, didilydi........."
Favorite poet::	Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite toy when you were a kid::	A dead rat (no kidding.. that's how ghetto the Philippines is)
Still have it?:	I don't even know what to say to this..
Do you still dress up for Halloween?:	When I have money, yes.
Ever plan on stopping? I don't.:	Only if I'm broke during Halloween.
Do you like cows?:	No.
Goats?:	I love to molest goats, yes.
Ever had actual contact with the aforementioned animals?:	Yes.
If you could have any animal for a pet::	Something small and deadly so I can put it in my sister's bed and have as a scapegoat for her death.
What embarrassing/amusing incident do your friends always love to bring up?:	Back in 7th grade when a seagull shat on me and I thought it was hail, little ditzy things like that.
Do you blush?:	I sometimes just turn red without notice. People think I wear blush all the time.
Hate public speaking?:	Not anymore.
Hate numbers?:	Only the ones from my scale. *cries*
Hate traitorous movie directors and authors?:	No.
Think the above question wasn't weird? If yes, gods bless you.:	...
Do you think you were brainwashed as a little kid?:	Everyone is brainwashed. Whether it be good or bad... it's the definite truth.
Do you agree with the religion you were brought up with?:	Yeah, but I don't really bring that up to strangers often, you know, living in an atheist and hippy city and all.
If not, do you plan on giving your children a choice in the matter?:	It's a little early to be answering that question...
What is your philosophy in life?:	I have too many philosophies about life but I'm just trying to finish this survey as fast as i can so i can go to sleep.
Consider yourself an optimist or a pessimist?:	Both.
Do you frequently experience deja vu?:	Yeah, it's really wierd.
Because you've dreamed the future, or is it a glitch in the Matrix?!:	I once dreamed about a dream inside a dream while I was dreaming in a dream. Maybe life is a dream?
Agents! Run away, run away!!:	WHOEVER MADE THIS SURVEY IS PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE TREKKIE 30-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN NERDS.
Sorry. Anyway. What little-known band/singer would you recommend to anyone?:	Anything emo, really.
Do you watch amusing flash animations (Homestar, Weebl, Legendary Frog)?:	Homestar is the shiznit.
Have a favorite animator?:	No.
What single event/person/thing has most changed your life?:	Ugh.... I can't think of the "number one" thing.
What's your favorite Shakespeare play?:	Hamlet. It's bloody, treacherous, evil and witty. I love it.
The home stretch! Respond to the following:
WTF mate?:	wtf. LAME QUESTION.
How are you gentlemen?:	Another lame question. (if it's a lame question, then why am I answering it? easy. i'm a lame person.)
Lo Bob. You have pie?:	You have wit? Because this certainly isn't working.
Moisture is the essence of wetness.:	Being horny is the essence of wetness for me... I don't know about anyone else. hahahahahahaha
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?:	3669
Are you a ninja or a pirate?:	I'm a proud butt-pirate. Minus the proud and pirate part.

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Wow... another waste of time in which I could have spent doing my homework, but didn't. I am so stupid. (Oh well, moving on!)